Democracy at Its Finest

So, Obama is now officially in office and Bush is forever in his ranch in Crawford.

In honor of our Nation's great political workings finally... working, I'd like to bring to your attention two causes which are perhaps more important than the presidential election itself.

The first is Crow in the battle of the bands. They're in second place and Give 'er Hell is in first, which is an offense of the highest order, because Give 'er Hell is total shit. You can vote every day, so do so.

The second is a cause that will profoundly touch the hearts of millions. Blizzard is letting people vote for what the new Dark Templars look like in Starcraft II. One option is the original option, the Lenassa tribe, which was what the original Starcraft Dark Templars were. The second option is that bulllshit Zer'atai tribe with their double scythes and shitty looking in game models. Don't stand for that shit, vote for the Lenassa tribe.

So get out there and do your democratic part people! Yes we can!